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Ok, so I'm sitting at home watching TV waiting for my wife to get out of the shower. I'm flipping around and find this strange program on one of the lesser channels (channel 68 for those in Dallas).
The show starts out with a "Trial in Hell". Our pudgy defendent is, evidently, accused of "thousands of murders". Sadly for him, the judge, jury and procecutor are all cows* (apparently you don't get a defence attorney in Hell). The poor defendent was done in by a damning piece of evidence: a hamburger which, apparently, was made of "cruelly ground meat". Despite the fact that no effort was made to associate this particular hamburger with the defendent, the cow-jury came back with a unanimous guilty verdict. The defendent, who worked at some sort of deli, was convicted of a thousand years in Hell -and- to be reincarnated as a cow. No indication as to whether these two sentences would be carried out concurently.
The show switch to two ever-smiling talking heads who told the story of how everyone was a vegetarian in the Garden of Eden. They then went on to show picture of other famous vegetarians including Pamela Anderson, Linda Blair, George Bernard Shaw, Buddha and, Jesus. Not only was Jesus said to be a vegetarian, but it listed under his name that he was a supreme buddhist master.
I've seen some weird religious programs, but this one tops them all. Anyone know the name of this bizzarre combi-religion?
*They weren't actual cows, but people with really faky cow masks.
The show starts out with a "Trial in Hell". Our pudgy defendent is, evidently, accused of "thousands of murders". Sadly for him, the judge, jury and procecutor are all cows* (apparently you don't get a defence attorney in Hell). The poor defendent was done in by a damning piece of evidence: a hamburger which, apparently, was made of "cruelly ground meat". Despite the fact that no effort was made to associate this particular hamburger with the defendent, the cow-jury came back with a unanimous guilty verdict. The defendent, who worked at some sort of deli, was convicted of a thousand years in Hell -and- to be reincarnated as a cow. No indication as to whether these two sentences would be carried out concurently.
The show switch to two ever-smiling talking heads who told the story of how everyone was a vegetarian in the Garden of Eden. They then went on to show picture of other famous vegetarians including Pamela Anderson, Linda Blair, George Bernard Shaw, Buddha and, Jesus. Not only was Jesus said to be a vegetarian, but it listed under his name that he was a supreme buddhist master.
I've seen some weird religious programs, but this one tops them all. Anyone know the name of this bizzarre combi-religion?
*They weren't actual cows, but people with really faky cow masks.
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